Chucklesome Conversations

“It’s funny, I know a lot of people in the US, but you’re the first I’ve met from Montana. 
The only other person I know from Montana is the Unabomber.”

-Host Dad

“You drink your mother’s milk right? And you drink cow’s milk right?

But do you cut up your mother into bits a pieces, cook her, and eat her?

I didn’t think so. No beef for you this weekend.”

-Bus Driver

“Wow... Your entire state really only has one million people? 
...Our city has seven.”

-Student

"Hey Mamoo" (dude or enemy)
-Host Brother

Q: "Hey what are we doing now?"

A: "I dunno.. I just really want some chicken and ice cream."

-NSLI-Y Student